Jeffrey Ross: MTV ONCE INTRODUCED ME AS "A ONE MAN VERBAL ASSAULT UNIT". JIMMY KIMMEL CALLS ME, "THE ROASTMASTER GENERAL" AND NEW YORK MAGAZINE CROWNED ME "THE MEANEST MAN IN COMEDY". I'VE MADE FUN OF LOTS OF FAMOUS PEOPLE -- AND SOME REGULAR DWEEBS LIKE YOU! I made my stand-up TV debut on "Letterman". i was murdered on "C.S.I." I've also been on "Six Feet Under", "Weeds", and most of the late night shows. I've also written for some of my favorite comics including Billy Crystal when he hosted the Academy Awards in 2000 and Chris Rock and Jamie Foxx when they each hosted the MTV Music Awards. I also helped write the first season of The Man Show (best job ever). I'm very proud to say that "Patriot Act: A Jeffrey Ross Home Movie" my directorial debut aired on Showtime in honor of Memorial Day and recently won the Best Feature Film award at the Montreal Comedy Festival. It has also screened all over the world including this year's SXSW Film Festival.